Stare Dad

Dad my pee is a different color! What color? Magenta. It worked!

Dad my pee is a different color! What color? Magenta.  It worked!   Stare Dad

Dad, police are surrounding the house! They know about the meth lab! Get the phone books and duct tape. Why? I'm making me some armor, shits about to go down.

Dad, police are surrounding the house! They know about the meth lab! Get the phone books and duct tape. Why? I'm making me some armor, shits about to go down.  Stare Dad

Papa, papa. Dos personas estan afuera con panfletos. Y creo que nos quieren vender algo. Dile que no estoy interesado. Se los dije, aun asi insisten MORMONES!

Papa, papa. Dos personas estan afuera con panfletos. Y creo que nos quieren vender algo. Dile que no estoy interesado. Se los dije, aun asi insisten MORMONES!  Stare Dad

Dad, how did Snooki get pregnant?!? with a penis son just one? She's had plenty...

Dad, how did Snooki get pregnant?!? with a penis son just one? She's had plenty...  Stare Dad

Dad, I'm hungry! Tell your mother. She's out riding then she's getting a sun shower! She's What?!

Dad, I'm hungry! Tell your mother. She's out riding then she's getting a sun shower! She's What?!  Stare Dad

Dad! I've had an erection for the last four hours! Call the doctor. Then what? Brag about it!

Dad!  I've had an erection for the last four hours! Call the doctor. Then what? Brag about it!  Stare Dad

dad dad i want a ps3 stop hiring strippers i never did ur not my son

dad dad i want a ps3 stop hiring strippers i never did ur not my  son  Stare Dad

dad i think i broke your power drill fuck you? f-f-fuck you? fuck you.

dad i think i broke your power drill fuck you? f-f-fuck you? fuck you.  Stare Dad

Dad, Music is dead and there is no hope for mankind! The chosen will come to save music. Who? Yes, Inferno!!!!

Dad, Music is dead and there is no hope for mankind! The chosen will come to save music. Who? Yes, Inferno!!!!  Stare Dad

My anus hurts! Tell your mother. Mmm ASS MEAT!

My anus hurts! Tell your mother. Mmm ASS MEAT!  Stare Dad
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