Stare Dad

Dad, my tire's flat! Just treat it like your mother. ...How? Pump that SHIT!

Dad, my tire's flat! Just treat it like your mother. ...How? Pump that SHIT!  Stare Dad

Daddy! i keep getting back stabbed in TF2!!! ....spy? Y..Yeah GO PYRO!

Daddy! i keep getting back stabbed in TF2!!! ....spy? Y..Yeah GO PYRO!  Stare Dad

DAD!!! This isn't the dad you're looking for. I don't get it. ... move along.

DAD!!! This isn't the dad you're looking for. I don't get it. ...
move along.  Stare Dad

Dad, my penis hurts Stop playing with it. I never tried that before.. Give me all your socks. Now.

Dad, my penis hurts Stop playing with it. I never tried that before.. Give me all your socks. Now.  Stare Dad

wot u wot m8 wot fok ye

wot u wot m8 wot fok ye  Stare Dad

I can't afford the present I want to get for mom's birthday! And what present is that? A watch... There's a clock on the stove.

I can't afford the present I want to get for mom's birthday! And what present is that? A watch... There's a clock on the stove.  Stare Dad

Face down? Ass up! That's the way? I LIKE TO FUCK!

Face down? Ass up! That's the way? I LIKE TO FUCK!  Stare Dad

Dad, why did grandpa say I was getting a creampie for my birthday? I told him I was to pop your black cherry... What...? Silence.

Dad, why did grandpa say I was getting a creampie for my birthday? I told him I was to pop your black cherry... What...? Silence.  Stare Dad

Dad! Troll Dad died! You should not be here... ...Why? He didn't die... but we did, nah just kiddin, but arc gonna die soon.

Dad! Troll Dad died! You should not be here... ...Why? He didn't die... but we did, nah just kiddin, but arc gonna die soon.   Stare Dad

DAD! Sally's outside and she's... Stfu I am on reddit. ... naked r/jailbait karma here I come.

DAD! Sally's outside and she's... Stfu I am on reddit. ... naked r/jailbait karma here I come.  Stare Dad
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