Stare Dad

Dad, there's anal beads in my wardrobe! I know. ..? I PUT THEM THERE.

Dad, there's anal beads in my wardrobe!  I know.  ..? I PUT THEM THERE.   Stare Dad

Dad! Does penis size matter? No son, my penis is only 3 inches... .......... ...FROM THE GROUND

Dad! Does penis size matter? No son, my penis is only 3 inches... .......... ...FROM THE GROUND  Stare Dad

Daddy, Madridistas are telling me that Barcelona sucks! Ignore them, son. They are stupid. And they also said that Ronaldo is better than Messi. Get the shotgun!

Daddy, Madridistas are telling me that Barcelona sucks! Ignore them, son. They are stupid. And they also said that Ronaldo is better than Messi. Get the shotgun!  Stare Dad

LPK: Panda!!! Weirdo just wrote an essay on the meme. Panda: I do not care... LPK: But.. You are a troll IM WHAT?

LPK: Panda!!! Weirdo just wrote an essay on the meme. Panda: I do not care... LPK: But.. You are a troll IM WHAT?  Stare Dad

Daddy, I just learned about the Salem Witch Trials! They killed 20 innocent people... What do I care- and two dogs! How dare they!

Daddy, I just learned about the Salem Witch Trials! They killed 20 innocent people... What do I care- and two dogs! How dare they!  Stare Dad

Dad, I'm bored! Go watch Hey Arnold or something. What's that? Get the fuck out of my house.

Dad, I'm bored! Go watch Hey Arnold or something. What's that? Get the fuck out of my house.  Stare Dad

Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya, you killed my father ... prepair to die Fuck

Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya, you killed my father ... prepair to die Fuck  Stare Dad

Dad, I saw something funny on the Internet! Go forth and create a meme from it. Can you make it a thing? Are your fucking arms broken?

Dad, I saw something funny on the Internet! Go forth and create a meme from it. Can you make it a thing? Are your fucking arms broken?  Stare Dad

Dad, I'm hungry! Tell your mother. She's not in the kitchen She's What?!

Dad, I'm hungry! Tell your mother. She's not in the kitchen She's What?!  Stare Dad

Daad! Mom's not in our kitchen Where is she? She's not in the kitchen She's What?!

Daad! Mom's not in our kitchen Where is she? She's not in the kitchen She's What?!  Stare Dad
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