Stare Dad

Dad! People pick on me! *mumble mustache mumble* What..? FACIAL HAIR. GROW IT.

Dad! People pick on me! *mumble mustache mumble*  What..? FACIAL HAIR. GROW IT.  Stare Dad

All my fish are dead! You know why? No, why? Cuz you touch yourself at night.

All my fish are dead! You know why? No, why? Cuz you touch yourself at night.  Stare Dad

Dad! Mom got electrocuted!!! Mmm hmm, that's nice. But, she's dying. THAT'S NICE.

Dad! Mom got electrocuted!!! Mmm hmm, 
that's nice. But, she's 
dying. THAT'S NICE.  Stare Dad

Someone pooped in my lunch box! I know. How did you know? It was me.

Someone pooped in my lunch box! I know. How did you know? It was me.  Stare Dad

Dad, my bottom hurts! Good! Why would you say that? I've still got it

Dad, my bottom hurts! Good! Why would you say that? I've still got it  Stare Dad

I think I'm failing Check D2L Teacher doesn't use it MOTHER OF GOD

I think I'm failing  Check D2L Teacher doesn't use it MOTHER OF GOD  Stare Dad

Dad, I hate my biology teacher.. she looks like a monkey ..... missing orangutan at the zoo dad? LETS CATCH THAT BITCH!!

Dad, I hate my biology teacher.. she looks like a monkey ..... missing orangutan at the zoo dad? LETS CATCH THAT BITCH!!  Stare Dad

Papa papa, j'ai pas pu me retenir, j'en ai mis partout parce que j'ai trop bu... Hey ! Pas grave bonhomme ! A ton age, je chiais des parpaings moi... ... d'eau. OK PLAN B... TU VIVRAS CHEZ BEBERT !

Papa papa, j'ai pas pu me retenir, j'en ai mis partout parce que j'ai trop bu...       Hey ! 
   Pas grave 
  bonhomme !



         A ton age, je chiais
         des parpaings moi... ... d'eau. OK PLAN B... TU VIVRAS CHEZ BEBERT !  Stare Dad

Dad,i kissed a girl What... i kissed a girl You broke my heart son

Dad,i kissed a girl What... i kissed a girl You broke my heart son  Stare Dad

mommy killed her self thats good run along who will make me a sandwich omfg were skrewed

mommy killed her self thats good run along who will make me a sandwich omfg were skrewed  Stare Dad
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