Stare Dad

Dad! I got AIDS! *giggle* that's not.. Son, I'm high as fuck!

Dad! I got AIDS! *giggle* that's not.. Son, I'm high as fuck!  Stare Dad

Dad, I want a sandwich! Tell your mother. She said make it yourself. She What?!

Dad, I want a sandwich! Tell your mother. She said make it yourself. She What?!  Stare Dad

Dad I just had my first blow job! How was it? It tasted like pee. You're dead to me.

Dad I just had my first blow job! How was it? It tasted like pee. You're dead to me.  Stare Dad

Dad, I can't stop listening to Kanye West! Let's get lost tonight. What? You could be my black Kate Moss tonight.

Dad, I can't stop listening to Kanye West! Let's get lost tonight. What? You could be my black Kate Moss tonight.  Stare Dad

Dad, Mom has a knife! Go ask her to put it down then. B...But... Do it.

Dad, Mom has a knife! Go ask her to put it down then. B...But... Do it.  Stare Dad

Dad, A masked man molested me at school today! You cried like a bitch. What...? Next time you'll scream.

Dad, A masked man molested me at school today! You cried like a bitch. What...? Next time you'll scream.  Stare Dad

Dad, whores in my room Tell your mother. She told me to fuck.. Dat Ass

Dad, whores in my room Tell your mother. She told me to fuck.. Dat Ass  Stare Dad

Dad, I'm about to get my face sliced in half by 3 blue things! Use the force, son. OH GOD, MY CHIN! Why is there a giant black dildo on my face?

Dad, I'm about to get my face sliced in half by 3 blue things! Use the force, son. OH GOD, MY CHIN! Why is there a giant black dildo on my face?  Stare Dad

Dad, I need help with my homework! *fap fap fap fap fap fap Dad? fap... fap... fap...

Dad, I need help with my homework! *fap fap fap fap fap fap Dad? fap... fap... fap...  Stare Dad

Dad, I want to see Caleb Mak! Really... Yes... ME TOO!

Dad, I want to see Caleb Mak! Really... Yes... ME TOO!  Stare Dad
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