Stare Dad

Dad! There are boys in the yard! How many? All of them My milkshakes.

Dad! There are boys in the yard! How many? All of them My milkshakes.  Stare Dad

Dad, there's 3 dead babies in the freezer! 3 dead babies? in the freezer?!? Yes! I told your mother to thaw one last night.

Dad, there's 3 dead babies in the freezer! 3 dead babies? in the freezer?!?  Yes! I told your mother to thaw one last night.  Stare Dad

Dad! Steve Jobs is dead! He got what was coming to him. I don't understand... Does PowerPC ring a bell?!

Dad! Steve Jobs is dead! He got what was coming to him. I don't understand... Does PowerPC ring a bell?!  Stare Dad

DADDY DADDY MOMMY'S ALIVE!!!! nope. . . . Chuck Testa

DADDY DADDY MOMMY'S ALIVE!!!! nope. .   .    . Chuck Testa  Stare Dad

Dad! Dad! Reddit is under heavy load. So was your mom. What? Refresh the FUCKING browser

Dad! Dad! Reddit is under heavy load. So was your mom. What? Refresh the FUCKING browser  Stare Dad

Dad, they stopped making our comic! Go make one But it won't be funny I said, make the fucking comic

Dad, they stopped making our comic! Go make one But it won't be funny I said, make the fucking comic  Stare Dad

Dad, Mom's dead! Leave her be. Upstairs? Still fresh!

Dad, Mom's dead! Leave her be. Upstairs? Still fresh!  Stare Dad

Stop drinking! ..... I love you Drink with me

Stop drinking!  ..... I love you Drink with me  Stare Dad

Daaaad... did mom really die?! Yep. fell down an elevator shaft... *sob* onto some BULLETS.

Daaaad... did mom really die?! Yep. fell down an elevator shaft... *sob* onto some BULLETS.  Stare Dad

Naked Marston Picture AAaaaaaahh!! Go to sleep B-but... BITCH I SAID GO TO SLEEP

Naked Marston Picture AAaaaaaahh!! Go to sleep B-but... BITCH I SAID GO TO SLEEP  Stare Dad
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