Stare Dad

Ah mi culo i got crabs! Eh..you're gonna die! Nu uh!*Sniff YOU GOT CRABS!AND AIDS!DEAD IS KNOCKIN ON YO DOOR BITCH ASS

Ah mi culo i got crabs! Eh..you're gonna die! Nu uh!*Sniff  YOU GOT CRABS!AND AIDS!DEAD IS KNOCKIN ON YO DOOR BITCH ASS  Stare Dad

Dad, theres a worm in my apple! You know what's worse? what? THE HOLOCAUST!

Dad, theres a worm in my apple! You know what's worse? what? THE HOLOCAUST!  Stare Dad

Dad theres a bug in my room! .... DAD....! Do you really think I give a shit?

Dad theres a bug in my room! .... DAD....! Do you really think I give a shit?  Stare Dad

Dad! Colin bullied me today! Get me a beer. Umm why...? BECASUE FUCK YOU

Dad! Colin bullied me today! Get me a beer. Umm why...? BECASUE FUCK YOU  Stare Dad

Pai, o caseiro passou a mão na minha bunda. A mão dele estava limpa? Não, estava suada. Então vai tomar um banho.

Pai, o caseiro passou a mão na minha bunda. A mão dele estava limpa? Não, estava suada. Então vai tomar um banho.  Stare Dad

Dad, there are shorts everywhere!! What time is it? Hmmm.. It's no pants-o-clock

Dad, there are shorts everywhere!! What time is it? Hmmm.. It's no pants-o-clock  Stare Dad

Daddy! Daddy! I can't find my x-box! I've got a solution to that What's that? Show me your butt hole

Daddy! Daddy! I can't find my     x-box! I've got a solution to that What's that? Show me your butt hole  Stare Dad

Dad my friends called me a needle dick. Well do you have one? I don't know? Let me see... Caption 5 goes here

Dad my friends called me a needle dick.  Well do you have one? I don't know? Let me see... Caption 5 goes here  Stare Dad

Dad, where's mom at?! Did you check the kitchen? She's isn't there. She's What?!

Dad, where's mom at?! Did you check the kitchen? She's isn't there. She's What?!  Stare Dad

Dad! I'm... Silence... I can still talk, thou... No you can't.

Dad! I'm... Silence... I can still talk, thou... No you can't.  Stare Dad
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