Stare Dad

Daddy!! I saw Mummy with another man today! That's fine. Why? They're both dead now.

Daddy!! I saw Mummy with another man today! That's fine. Why? They're both dead now.    Stare Dad

Dad, tori ate ice cream! Was it chocolate? Umm..yes? SHE'S PREGNANT

Dad, tori ate ice cream! Was it chocolate? Umm..yes? SHE'S PREGNANT  Stare Dad

Dad!! WHAT?! i need help with homework .....go fuck yourself

Dad!! WHAT?! i need help with homework .....go fuck yourself  Stare Dad

Dad! there are Raptors in the yard! Not possible, the gate is closed they learned to open it ... Clever girl

Dad! there are Raptors in the yard! Not possible, the gate is closed they learned to open it ... Clever girl  Stare Dad

dad! i just found a box of condums! what are you waiting for? ...? PUT THEM ON!

dad! i just found a box of condums! what are you waiting for? ...? PUT THEM ON!  Stare Dad

Dad why did I wake up with animal hair all over me?!? Ever hear of a donky show? What's that? Tee hee

Dad why did I wake up with animal hair all over me?!? Ever hear of a donky show? What's that? Tee hee  Stare Dad

(john in a few years) _____________________ DAD! ... mum said no more Halo. BULL..SHIT CUNT

(john in a few years)
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DAD! ... mum said no more Halo. BULL..SHIT CUNT  Stare Dad

Sam.. WUT. I'm dating Luigi. You're what..

Sam.. WUT. I'm dating Luigi. You're what..  Stare Dad

Dad Bj said he likes me! :D Cool now we can have a 3 some ... why? BECAUSE HE LIKES ME TOO!

Dad Bj said he likes me! :D Cool now we can have a 3 some ... why? BECAUSE HE LIKES ME TOO!  Stare Dad

daddd. theres a smirnoff ice in my cheerios box On your knees and drink it.. what? I SAID DRINK IT BITCH!

daddd. theres a smirnoff ice in my cheerios box On your knees and drink it.. what? I SAID DRINK IT BITCH!  Stare Dad
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