Stare Dad

Dad, Sherwood is making fun of me again! Show him that scary thing then He wasn't scared... Asian Witchcraft

Dad, Sherwood is making fun of me again! Show him that scary thing then He wasn't scared... Asian Witchcraft  Stare Dad

Dad, I'm Thirsty! Drink a Dr. Pepper TEN. Its MANLY!!! But... Mom drank it all... She did What?!

Dad, I'm Thirsty! Drink a Dr. Pepper TEN. Its MANLY!!! But... Mom drank it all... She did What?!  Stare Dad

Dad!, church or whoever plays his voice doesn't like Monty Python!!!! ...Then he will not see us coming.... Um, why? FOOL!, NOBODY SUSPECKS THE SPAMMISH INQUISITION!!

Dad!, church or whoever plays his voice doesn't like Monty Python!!!! ...Then he will not see us coming.... Um, why? FOOL!, NOBODY SUSPECKS THE SPAMMISH INQUISITION!!  Stare Dad

Dad, Smittens hit me! That's impossible with his chains in the basement but it was outside... Holy shit tits! The fucker's on the loose!

Dad, Smittens hit me! That's impossible with his chains in the basement  but it was outside... Holy shit tits! The fucker's on the loose!  Stare Dad

Dad, what should I get mom for her birthday? A candle. A candle? Yes. BITCHES LOVE CANDLES!!!

Dad, what should I get mom for her birthday? A candle. A candle? Yes. BITCHES LOVE CANDLES!!!  Stare Dad

We have no internet! *yawns* Did your mother pay the bill? You forgot... REDTUBE!!!!!!

We have no internet! *yawns*  Did your mother pay the bill? You forgot... REDTUBE!!!!!!  Stare Dad

Rebecca Black made a song to all her haters No she didn't She didn't? You cant't hate a woman in the kitchen

Rebecca Black made a song to all her haters No she didn't She didn't? You cant't hate a woman in the kitchen  Stare Dad

I found a yellow box containing a human heart in our basement no you didn't, you didn't see anything billy.. I didn't see anything you learn quick boy, run along...

I found a yellow box containing a human heart in our basement no you didn't, you didn't see anything billy.. I didn't see anything you learn quick boy, run along...  Stare Dad

Dad I need money! Wash the car I just did, Do it Again!

Dad I need money! Wash the car I just did, Do it Again!  Stare Dad

Dad! I can't swim in the pool! What..? It's full... WHALE!

Dad! I can't swim in the pool! What..? It's full... WHALE!  Stare Dad
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