Stare Dad

Dad! I gotta problem. If ya havin girl problems I feel bad 4 ya son What? I got 99 problems and a bitch aint one.

Dad! I gotta problem. If ya havin girl 
problems
I feel bad 4 ya 
son What? I got 99 problems and a bitch aint one.  Stare Dad

Father, Samantha was bitten by one of the pond fish! SHE HAS RABIES But...can fish...even... FETCH MY SHOTGUN BOY

Father, Samantha was bitten by one of the pond fish! SHE HAS RABIES But...can fish...even... FETCH MY SHOTGUN BOY  Stare Dad

Dad! Dad! My- *fapfapfap* Are you...? COME WATCH.

Dad! Dad! My- *fapfapfap* Are you...? COME WATCH.  Stare Dad

DAD! Why is my mouth is blue! Well thats easy. What? My balls are blue.

DAD! Why is my mouth is blue! Well thats easy. What? My balls are blue.   Stare Dad

I wish i was black! Poop shoot babies ...what? Where do you think they come from?

I wish i was black! Poop shoot babies ...what? Where do you think they come from?  Stare Dad

Dad, someone killed our cat! Don't worry about it. Is that blood? Now I have to kill you too

Dad, someone killed our cat! Don't worry about it. Is that blood? Now I have to kill you too  Stare Dad

Dad, I can't find Felix! Don't worry about it. Is that blood? Now I have to kill you too

Dad, I can't find Felix! Don't worry about it. Is that blood? Now I have to kill you too  Stare Dad

Some man tried to catch me! where were you? in the rye? SALINGER!!!

Some man tried to catch me! where were you? in the rye? SALINGER!!!  Stare Dad

Dad, The said I'm distracted easy That's true But how do you know? Because I'm not your dad

Dad, The said I'm distracted easy That's true But how do you know? Because I'm not your dad  Stare Dad

Papà, papà, il cane del vicino ha lasciato altra merda nel tuo giardino! non dire "merda". ...scusa ora uccidi quel fottuto cane!

Papà, papà, il cane del vicino ha lasciato altra merda nel tuo giardino! non dire
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