Stare Dad

Dad, I'm hungry and Mom said she's too sick to cook She's sick? her belly's cramping... Get the car keys

Dad, I'm hungry and Mom said she's too sick to cook She's sick? her belly's cramping... Get the car keys  Stare Dad

Dad! Ashley turned me down for the school dance! Then take your sister or something. I don't have a sister. Then carve one outta wood!

Dad! Ashley turned me down for the school dance!  Then take your sister or something. I don't have a sister. Then carve one outta wood!  Stare Dad

Dad, why aren't you at work? It's SATURDAY Pretty sure it's Friday OH SHIT

Dad, why aren't you at work? It's SATURDAY Pretty sure it's Friday OH SHIT  Stare Dad

Dad, Grandpa called me a bitch again! Tell your mother. she said i get it from you It's True.....

Dad, Grandpa called me a bitch again! Tell your mother. she said i get it from you It's True.....  Stare Dad

Dad air plane's are hitting two towers Are people jumping out of the towers Yes, why dad? Good, Good

Dad air plane's are hitting two towers Are people jumping out of the towers Yes, why dad? Good, Good  Stare Dad

Dad, Mormon missionaries are at the door! Invite them in for steak. I thought we were out? NOT ANYMORE

Dad, Mormon missionaries are at the door! Invite them in for steak. I thought we were out? NOT ANYMORE  Stare Dad

Dad! Spell "Boobytrap" backwards! Why would I... ...... I love you son...

Dad! Spell

Mr.Berletti, I want romney to win and have valid reasons why That sounds very interesting, now go to bed K-dub But can't I tell you why? I SAID GO TO BED

Mr.Berletti, I want romney to win and have valid reasons why That sounds very interesting, now go to bed K-dub But can't I tell you why? I SAID GO TO BED  Stare Dad

Dad! Can we go thrift shopping? Do you have any money? I got $20 in my pocket This is fucking awesome.

Dad! Can we go thrift shopping? Do you have any money? I got $20 in my pocket This is fucking awesome.  Stare Dad

I'm hungry! ... I'm thristy! I'm Batman.

 I'm hungry! ... I'm thristy! I'm Batman.  Stare Dad
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