Stare Dad

Dad! Danni's coming this weekend! Is she bringing my weed? Uhmm, about that.... YOU BETTER TELL THAT BITCH TO BRING MY SHIT OR ILL RAPE HER!!!! Stares at son for 3 mins.

Dad!
Danni's coming this weekend! Is she bringing my weed? Uhmm, about that.... YOU BETTER TELL THAT BITCH TO BRING MY SHIT OR ILL RAPE HER!!!! Stares at son for 3 mins.  Stare Dad

Dad, there's a zombie infestation outside our door! How many are there? More than 200? Get the fucking shotgun.

Dad, there's a zombie infestation outside our door! How many are there? More than 200? Get the fucking shotgun.  Stare Dad

Dad, is grandma coming for the weekend to our new house? NO. But mom just invited her over the phone... SHE DID WHAT?! Caption 5 goes here

Dad, is grandma coming for the weekend to our new house? NO. But mom just invited her over the phone... SHE DID WHAT?! Caption 5 goes here  Stare Dad

roy whats wrong i just thought youd like to see see what!? FUCKING NEON BROOM

roy whats wrong i just thought  youd like to see see what!? FUCKING NEON BROOM  Stare Dad

Dad Justin Bieber's dead Money well spent What? Nothing...

Dad Justin Bieber's dead Money well spent What? Nothing...  Stare Dad

Daddy, teach me a song!!! Fine. "I'm bringing silverback." ... "NOPE"

Daddy, teach me a song!!! Fine.

Dad! The Boys are in the yard! How many? All of them? MY MILKSHAKES!

Dad! The Boys are in the yard! How many? All of them? MY MILKSHAKES!  Stare Dad

Dad, I got drunk last night Get some breakfast I drank your Chivas... Get my Remington.

Dad, I got drunk last night Get some breakfast I drank your Chivas... Get my Remington.  Stare Dad

Dad help you're old friend is here and really wasted! Did she bring Jager? Yea.. It's Jenn...

Dad help you're old friend is here and really wasted! Did she bring Jager? Yea.. It's Jenn...  Stare Dad

Squeeky! Val's just sent an email to EA! customer service @ea.com? banAhacker @ea.com bum, bum ba-bum bum! bum, bum ba-bum bum!

Squeeky! Val's just sent an email to EA!  customer service @ea.com? banAhacker @ea.com bum, bum ba-bum bum!
bum, bum ba-bum bum!  Stare Dad
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