Stare Dad

Dad, this stupid game I bought yesterday is too hard! Go away, I'm masturbating. But. . . I. . . Would you like to play with something harder?

Dad, this stupid game I bought yesterday is too hard! Go away, I'm masturbating. But. . . 
I. . . Would you like to play with something harder?  Stare Dad

Hey da..... Oh shit Um are you okay? I JUST SHIT MY PANTS!! No...

Hey da..... Oh shit Um are you okay? I JUST SHIT MY PANTS!! No...  Stare Dad

Dad! I was petting a kitten today and it attacked me! Pet them gently to show that you love them... What? BUT FIRMLY TO SHOW THAT YOUR IN CHARGE!

Dad! I was petting a kitten today and it attacked me! Pet them gently to show that you love them... What? BUT FIRMLY TO SHOW THAT YOUR IN CHARGE!  Stare Dad

blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah ....... what do you think COOL STORY BRO.

blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah ....... what do you think COOL STORY BRO.  Stare Dad

Mom told me I could play my Xbox! Well I said, no. I'm gonna play it anyways... What did you say you little shit?!

Mom told me I could play my Xbox! Well I said, no. I'm gonna play it anyways... What did you say you little shit?!  Stare Dad

Pai tive a 1ª vez! Boa filho! Quando é que o meu cu vai deixar de doer? Paneleiro de merda!

Pai tive a 1ª vez! Boa filho! Quando é que o meu cu vai deixar de doer? Paneleiro de merda!  Stare Dad

Dad, I think I found the limit as x approaches c !! What is it? It's over 9000.... There's no way that can be right...

Dad, I think I found the limit as x approaches c !! What is it? It's over 9000.... There's no way that can be right...  Stare Dad

Dad, Matthew didn't download starcraft 2 like Adam asked him How does your mother feel about it? Scared... Prepare the horses, we ride at dawn on the morrow

Dad, Matthew didn't download starcraft 2 like Adam asked him How does your mother feel about it? Scared... Prepare the horses, we ride at dawn on the morrow  Stare Dad

Dad!!! I have something to tell you! Oh really? What would that be? Umm... Thor touched me.. Mother of God.

Dad!!! I have something to tell you! Oh really? What would that be? Umm... Thor touched me.. Mother of God.     Stare Dad

Dad, I was raped today I know... What? Next time don't cry!

Dad, I was raped today I know... What? Next time don't cry!  Stare Dad
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