Stare Dad

F U C K

F U C K  Stare Dad

Dad, I woke up as a giant cockroach! a what?! giant... GO TO YOU'RE ROOM, GREGOR!

Dad, I woke up as a giant cockroach! a what?! giant... GO TO YOU'RE ROOM, GREGOR!  Stare Dad

Dad, I had a nightmare! Tell your mother. I can't find her... She'll be up for air in a second.

Dad, I had a nightmare! Tell your mother. I can't find her... She'll be up for air in a second.  Stare Dad

daddy, my bum hurts! That isn't surprising. Why? I have a huge penis.

daddy, my bum hurts! That isn't surprising. Why? I have a huge penis.  Stare Dad

Dad, everything in my locker was stolen!! Was it locked? uhhh... Jon Harnett

Dad, everything in my locker was stolen!! Was it locked? uhhh... Jon Harnett  Stare Dad

Dad, I want to eat a bug. Good idea. Where will I get one? I THE BELLY OF CTHULU!

Dad, I want to eat a bug. Good idea. Where will I get one? I THE BELLY OF CTHULU!  Stare Dad

Dad! I can't find Julie anywhere! Where's mom? She's GONE TOO!! Care to join them?

Dad! I can't find Julie anywhere! Where's mom? She's GONE TOO!! Care to join them?  Stare Dad

Dad! Earth's being invaded by aliens! Hmph. We have the upper hand. ... We do? LASER CATS

Dad!  Earth's being invaded by aliens! Hmph.  We have the upper hand. ... We do? LASER CATS  Stare Dad

Dad! I crashed staging! No you didn't ..? FIREWALLED

Dad! I crashed staging! No you didn't ..? FIREWALLED  Stare Dad

Dad, I heard God doesn't exist... How can I prove that He does? Tide goes in, Tide goes out. What? The Ti...? Can't explain that.

Dad, I heard God doesn't exist... How can I prove that He does? Tide goes in, Tide goes out. What? The Ti...? Can't explain that.  Stare Dad
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