Stare Dad

Dad. Mom was complaining about the dishes... Your mother is a f*cking c*nt But I love her GTFO!

Dad. Mom was complaining about the dishes... Your mother is a f*cking c*nt But I love her GTFO!  Stare Dad

Resident Evil's kicking my ass! Does it look like I care? Yes? Shut up dickbutt.

Resident Evil's kicking my ass! Does it look like I care? Yes? Shut up dickbutt.  Stare Dad

Dad, My nose is missing! Mutant. ... Your mum smocked crack,while she was pregnant.

Dad, My nose is missing! Mutant. ... Your mum smocked crack,while she was pregnant.  Stare Dad

Dad!Someone wrote that they would poop on my chest in blood on the mirror. I know. How could you know? TAKE OFF YOUR SHIRT

Dad!Someone wrote that they would poop on my chest in blood on the mirror.  I know.  How could you know? TAKE OFF YOUR SHIRT  Stare Dad

Dad! Someone drank my glass of water! I drank it. Ahem, it was my LSD. I KNOW

Dad! Someone drank my glass of water! I drank it. Ahem, it was my LSD. I KNOW  Stare Dad

Dad, the dog got under the lawnmower! Is he bleeding? I think he's dead... NIGGA BITCH FUCK

Dad, the dog got under the lawnmower! Is he bleeding? I think he's dead... NIGGA BITCH FUCK  Stare Dad

Dad I think I'm in love! Who is it this time son? it's Justin Bieber... I am going to gut you like a fish and feed your insides to my penis!

Dad I think I'm in love! Who is it this time son? it's Justin Bieber... I am going to gut you like a fish and feed your insides to my penis!  Stare Dad

I have hair all over my no no area!!! Get out of my house. But, Dad... You're of no further use to me!!

I have hair all over my no no area!!! Get out of my house. But, Dad... You're of no further use to me!!  Stare Dad

10 X = 1 20 PRINT X 30 X = X + 1 40 GOTO 20

10 X = 1 20 PRINT X 30 X = X + 1 40 GOTO 20  Stare Dad

Dad, DAD!!!! ..... have you been drinking? hmmmmm... my darling boy has finally come back to me.....

Dad, DAD!!!! ..... have you been drinking? hmmmmm...
 my darling boy has finally come back to me.....  Stare Dad
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