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Daddy! Daddy! Yes? Where are the king and queen of Equestria? Equestria doesnt need them!

Daddy! Daddy! Yes? Where are the king and queen of Equestria? Equestria doesnt need them!  Stare Dad

Dad, no one lieks mai OC! That's because you made it based off of yoru own shitty-fantasies I thought you were supposed to support me... ...you're adopted...

Dad, no one lieks mai OC! That's because you made it based off of yoru own shitty-fantasies I thought you were supposed to support me... ...you're adopted...  Stare Dad

Dad, my whole team stood in the fire Was there a healer? yes... U mad?

Dad, my whole team stood in the fire Was there a healer? yes... U mad?  Stare Dad

DAD!!! Mom said I am a clone.. Who is Clone I dunno... Get my Gun and Clone's Address!!!

DAD!!!
Mom said I am a clone.. Who is Clone I dunno... Get my Gun and Clone's Address!!!


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DAD!!! Mom is caught in a Bear Trap in the back yard!! What is she doing in the back yard? Looking for your beer! Get her out of that trap and get me a beer..NOW

DAD!!!
Mom is caught in a Bear Trap in the back yard!! What is she doing in the back yard?  Looking for your beer! Get her out of that trap and get me a beer..NOW



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Dad! *sigh* ..bitches be crazy ..? WHAT?

Dad! *sigh* ..bitches be crazy ..? WHAT?  Stare Dad

It took me a few weeks, but I finished Final Fantasy I! One down...? Mmhmm ...13 TO GO.

It took me a few weeks, but I finished Final Fantasy I! One down...? Mmhmm ...13 TO GO.  Stare Dad

Dad, k-kids at school are c-calling you a petophile rapist and... w-would you fuck me? No....I'd jerk off instead.

Dad, k-kids at school are c-calling you a petophile rapist and... w-would you fuck me? No....I'd jerk off instead.  Stare Dad

Mommy is yelling at me! I didn't do anything! I know the feeling It's her period TO THE SHELTER!!!

Mommy is yelling at me! I didn't do anything! I know the feeling It's her period TO THE SHELTER!!!  Stare Dad

Dad I got expelled from college! For what? Drugs. GET ME MY GUN!

Dad I got expelled from college! For what? Drugs. GET ME MY GUN!  Stare Dad
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