Stare Dad

Daddy my theres shit on my dinner plate! I know. Huh? Why? I PUT IT THERE!!!

Daddy my theres shit on my dinner plate! I know. Huh? Why? I PUT IT THERE!!!  Stare Dad

Dad.... What?.. I'm sorry but I...- BEND OVER BITCH

Dad.... What?.. I'm sorry but I...- BEND OVER BITCH  Stare Dad

Dad, I'm being sexually violated by invisible martian clowns! By what? Invisible clowns. Call the time cops!

Dad, I'm being sexually violated by invisible martian clowns! By what? Invisible clowns. Call the time cops!  Stare Dad

#BasedGod knocked me up Who cares. But. Who cares.

#BasedGod knocked me up Who cares. But. Who cares.  Stare Dad

Dad, im being bullied at school! So teach the kid a lesson He's bigger than me. THEN ULL PROBABLY GET FUCKED IN THE ASS!

Dad, im being bullied at school! So teach the kid a lesson He's bigger than me. THEN ULL PROBABLY GET FUCKED IN THE ASS!  Stare Dad

Dad you promised you'd take me camping this weekend! Shut up or you will join your brother. I don't have a brother... Exactly.

Dad you promised you'd take me camping this weekend! Shut up or you will join your brother. I don't have a brother... Exactly.  Stare Dad

Bills! Screenshot or it didn't happen! I've got one. ...Really? U mad bro?

Bills! Screenshot or it didn't happen! I've got one. ...Really? U mad bro?  Stare Dad

i need a doctor you scared ?! ...what? never mind your not Alan Peters

i need a doctor you scared ?! ...what? never mind your not 
Alan Peters  Stare Dad

Dad! Billy just exploded a bottle rocket into his stomach! Did you clean up your room? But, Dad, his belly button just imploded! BOBBY CLEAN YOUR FUCKING ROOM BEFORE I BUTTER UP A PICKLE AND SHOVE IT SO DEEP IN YOUR ASSHOLE THAT MAGGOTS FIND A WAY IN YOUR

Dad! Billy just exploded a bottle rocket into his stomach! Did you clean up your room? But, Dad, his belly button just imploded! BOBBY CLEAN YOUR FUCKING ROOM BEFORE I BUTTER UP A PICKLE AND SHOVE IT SO DEEP IN YOUR ASSHOLE THAT MAGGOTS FIND A WAY IN YOUR  Stare Dad

Dad! My pipi is suddenly this big! I'll be there in a second. ohhh...kay.... hmmmmm....

Dad! My pipi is suddenly this big! I'll be there in a second. ohhh...kay.... hmmmmm....  Stare Dad
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