Stare Dad

Dad the cops are at the door, asking if we know anything about a zebra that was raped last night And? What shall I tell them? Sorry for Party Rocking!

Dad the cops are at the door, asking if we know anything about a zebra that was raped last night And? What shall I tell them? Sorry for Party Rocking!  Stare Dad

Dad, Mom said she's independent and doesn't need a man for her doors. Is that so? Or bugs or heavy things Maybe she can "independently" handle the check at dinner next time

Dad, Mom said she's independent and doesn't need a man for her doors. Is that so? Or bugs or heavy things Maybe she can

Dad, why can't I watch the new My Little Pony series?! Your life will never be the same... What do you mean...? I was a Brony once...

Dad, why can't I watch the new My Little Pony series?! Your life will never be the same... What do you mean...? I was a Brony once...  Stare Dad

Dad, the other kids say I'm ugly! Kids can be cruel, son. But, what do you think? Tits, or GTFO!

Dad, the other kids say I'm ugly! Kids can be cruel, son. But, what do you think? Tits, or GTFO!  Stare Dad

Daddy! I hate Niggers! Me too son. Me too. Um...I was just kidding... I hate niggers.

Daddy! I hate Niggers! Me too son. Me too. Um...I was just kidding... I hate niggers.  Stare Dad

Dad! Somebody's posting Stare Dad comics! Are they funny? Not really... He'll fit right in.

Dad! Somebody's posting Stare Dad comics! Are they funny? Not really... He'll fit right in.  Stare Dad

dad, Deadmau5 said Skrillex isn't funny. Your point?.... He is funny.... Get out of my house!

dad, Deadmau5 said Skrillex isn't funny. Your point?.... He is funny.... Get out of my house!  Stare Dad

Dad, Suck me! Go and ask your mother. She's not in the bed. She's What?!

Dad, Suck me! Go and ask your mother. She's not in the bed. She's What?!  Stare Dad

Dad, I found a gun what do I do. You've been training... hm? PUT THE GUN IN YOUR MOUTH

Dad, I found a gun what do I do. You've been training... hm? PUT THE GUN IN YOUR MOUTH  Stare Dad

Dad, I want to ask this girl out, but I'm sensitive and can't face rejection. You know what's good for that? No. Vagisil!

Dad, I want to ask this girl out, but I'm sensitive and can't face rejection. You know what's good for that? No. Vagisil!  Stare Dad
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