Spiderman Desk

everyone is getting engaged and having children and i'm just sitting here masturbating

everyone is getting engaged and having children and i'm just sitting here masturbating  Spiderman Desk

Everyone is going into labor and i'm just sitting here gestating

Everyone is going into labor and i'm just sitting here gestating  Spiderman Desk

Everyone's enjoying Diwali with their family in India and I'm sitting in America Masturbating

Everyone's enjoying Diwali with their family in India and I'm sitting in America Masturbating  Spiderman Desk

Everyone is losing weight And im sitting here masturbating

Everyone is losing weight And im sitting here masturbating  Spiderman Desk

everyone's taking phone calls and fixing shit and im still sitting here masturbating

everyone's taking phone calls and fixing shit and im still sitting here masturbating  Spiderman Desk

My boss is a member of the tea party And I'm just the lesbian atheist at the front desk

My boss is a member of the tea party And I'm just the lesbian atheist at the front desk  Spiderman Desk

And I'm just sitting here masturbating

 And I'm just sitting here masturbating  Spiderman Desk

lol wtf am i doing?

lol wtf am i doing?  Spiderman Desk

The 49ers are going to the Super Bowl And I'm just sitting here waiting for spring training

The 49ers are going to the Super Bowl And I'm just sitting here waiting for spring training  Spiderman Desk

everyone's trying to make halloween a thing and i'm just sitting here masturbating

everyone's trying to make halloween a thing and i'm just sitting here masturbating  Spiderman Desk
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