Spiderman Desk

Everyone thinks that I'm masturbating But my hands are actually on my desk

Everyone thinks that I'm masturbating But my hands are actually on my desk  Spiderman Desk

If you ever feel sad remember that there's a number you can call and a pizza will be there in 30 minutes.

If you ever feel sad remember that there's a number you can call  and a pizza will be there in 30 minutes.   Spiderman Desk

everyone's out saving kittens from storms and getting karma and im just sitting here masturbating

everyone's out saving kittens from storms and getting karma and im just sitting here masturbating  Spiderman Desk

Everyone is out partying and getting drunk and im still sitting here masturbating

Everyone is out partying and getting drunk and im still sitting here masturbating  Spiderman Desk

Everyone is losing weight and i'm just sitting here masturbating

Everyone is losing weight and i'm just sitting here masturbating  Spiderman Desk

Everybody on this site is dating and i'm just sitting here masturbating

Everybody on this site is dating  and i'm just sitting here masturbating  Spiderman Desk

if i see one more co-worker saying 'web' in air quotes around me i'm gonna go postal

if i see one more co-worker saying 'web' in air quotes around me i'm gonna go postal  Spiderman Desk

in three hours i'll have 4 hours left

in three hours i'll have 4 hours left  Spiderman Desk

everyone's out working and marrying each other and having lives and I'm just sitting here Reading Thomas Aquinas

everyone's out working and marrying each other and having lives and I'm just sitting here Reading Thomas Aquinas  Spiderman Desk

i have no idea what anyone is talking about

 i have no idea what anyone is talking about  Spiderman Desk
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