Socially Awkward Penguin

Installs clapper on lights strobe light while fapping

Installs clapper on lights strobe light while fapping  Socially Awkward Penguin

Goes to public bathroom Pees along curve of urinal for optimal silence

Goes to public bathroom Pees along curve of urinal for optimal silence   Socially Awkward Penguin

crush posts cute new picture on facebook wait 10 minutes to "like" to minimize creeperness

crush posts cute new picture on facebook wait 10 minutes to

Sees something funny on TV Looks around to make sure other people are laughing too

Sees something funny on TV Looks around to make sure other people are laughing too  Socially Awkward Penguin

Dude asks for reddit username Flee

Dude asks for reddit username Flee  Socially Awkward Penguin

Finds man sitting spread-legged in a chair. Checks to see if he has an erection.

Finds man sitting spread-legged in a chair.   Checks to see if he has an erection.  Socially Awkward Penguin

Facebook stalking hot girl you barely know accidentally like picture from years ago

Facebook stalking hot girl you barely know accidentally like picture from years ago  Socially Awkward Penguin

Jumps on rock OH SHIT ITS GOING TO EAT ME

Jumps on rock OH SHIT ITS GOING TO EAT ME  Socially Awkward Penguin

Finds subreddit to share with No one else there

Finds subreddit to share with  No one else there    Socially Awkward Penguin

cute girl sits beside you on the bus walk home

cute girl sits beside you on the bus walk home  Socially Awkward Penguin
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