Socially Awkward Penguin

Masturbate thinking about hot girl in class Avoid eye contact for rest of semester

Masturbate thinking about 
hot girl in class Avoid eye contact for rest of semester  Socially Awkward Penguin

send a funny email feel self conscious until they respond

send a funny email feel self conscious until they respond  Socially Awkward Penguin

Friend says What's up? Answer: "Good."

Friend says What's up? Answer:

person in front of item in store turn away casually, come back later, hope they're gone

person in front of item in store turn away casually, come back later, hope they're gone  Socially Awkward Penguin

Walk into work bathroom and no one is there... Ahh, sweet relief!

Walk into work bathroom and no one is there... Ahh, sweet relief!  Socially Awkward Penguin

At starbucks writing paper notice Creepy Old man smiling in your direction

At starbucks writing paper notice Creepy Old man smiling in your direction  Socially Awkward Penguin

"Why am I always cold" Moving to mexico

Catches up with the person walking in front slows down to avoid the awkward overtake

Catches up with the person walking in front  slows down to avoid the awkward overtake  Socially Awkward Penguin

Tell awesome story To same person twice

Tell awesome story To same person twice  Socially Awkward Penguin

crush tells you they have a baby hit on less and less over time to avoid looking like baby was the deal breaker

crush tells you they have a baby hit on less and less over time to avoid looking like baby was the deal breaker  Socially Awkward Penguin
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