Socially Awkward Penguin

Friend awkwardly hits on waitress at sports bar stare at tv pretending you're into the game

Friend awkwardly hits on waitress at sports bar stare at tv pretending you're into the game  Socially Awkward Penguin

Friend says "Good luck" instead of "Good bye" Responds with "Yes"

Friend says

Girl you liked in High school says you haven't changed a bit You were a loser in high school

Girl you liked in High school says you haven't changed a bit You were a loser in high school  Socially Awkward Penguin

stranger says, "Merry Christmas" responds with "Happy birthday"

stranger says,

Makes a joke LAUGHS ALONE

Makes a joke LAUGHS ALONE  Socially Awkward Penguin

Urinals are all taken I'll just wash my hands instead

Urinals are all taken I'll just wash my hands instead  Socially Awkward Penguin

Go to the toilet, short piss. Wait in bathroom for 30 seconds, so nobody knows.

Go to the toilet, short piss. Wait in bathroom for 30 seconds, so nobody knows.  Socially Awkward Penguin

A girl gives her number, tells you to call. No answer, fuck Yes!

A girl gives her number, tells you to call. No answer, fuck Yes!  Socially Awkward Penguin

Watches animated gif turns up the volume

Watches animated gif turns up the volume  Socially Awkward Penguin

Person calls back after you sent them a text screen call

Person calls back after you sent them a text screen call  Socially Awkward Penguin
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