Socially Awkward Penguin

realise there's food on my face lunch was two hours ago

realise there's food on my face lunch was two hours ago  Socially Awkward Penguin

spends eight minutes writing and editing the perfect comment doesn't post, goes back to browsing

spends eight minutes writing and editing the perfect comment doesn't post, goes back to browsing  Socially Awkward Penguin

walking with a group of people on sidewalk always the one that moves to avoid lampposts and trees

walking with a group of people on sidewalk always the one that moves to avoid lampposts and trees  Socially Awkward Penguin

Try to act as normal as possible Everyone still thinks you're awkward

Try to act as normal as possible Everyone still thinks you're awkward  Socially Awkward Penguin

Someone bumps into you you say sorry anyway

Someone bumps into you you say sorry anyway  Socially Awkward Penguin

Take shit at someone else's house Clog toilet

Take shit at someone else's house Clog toilet  Socially Awkward Penguin

Tells inside jokes all the time To friends who have no idea what hes talking about

Tells inside jokes all the time To friends who have no idea what hes talking about  Socially Awkward Penguin

"Making eye contact makes you seem more confident" Not sure which eye to stare into

friend shows you funny picture he found online pretend to not have seen it months ago on reddit

friend shows you funny picture he found online pretend to not have seen it months ago on reddit  Socially Awkward Penguin

Hold door open for person behind you Become human doorstop for next 10 minutes

Hold door open for person behind you Become human doorstop  for next 10 minutes  Socially Awkward Penguin
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