Socially Awkward Penguin

I walk up six flights of stairs so I don't have to talk to anyone in the elevator

I walk up six flights of stairs so I don't have to talk to anyone in the elevator  Socially Awkward Penguin

"Thank you, have a great night." 10:30 AM

Sees janitor working in bathroom finds another bathroom

Sees janitor working in bathroom finds another bathroom  Socially Awkward Penguin

play frisbee with friends worry about throwing disc to each person equally

play frisbee with friends worry about throwing disc to each person equally  Socially Awkward Penguin

Goes to party Spends all night hitting on lesbian

Goes to party Spends all night hitting on lesbian  Socially Awkward Penguin

Pick up a phone to call someone 120 heart beats per minute

Pick up a phone to call someone 120 heart beats per minute    Socially Awkward Penguin

friend walks in while taking piss in urinal goes for a handshake

friend walks in while taking piss in urinal goes for a handshake  Socially Awkward Penguin

Finally makes a comment that makes it to the top on Reddit. Doesn't make another in fear of making self look like a fool.

Finally makes a comment that makes it to the top on Reddit. Doesn't make another in fear of making self look like a fool.  Socially Awkward Penguin

Phone rings in cancer ward ringtone is whip my hair back and forth

Phone rings in cancer ward  ringtone is whip my hair back and forth  Socially Awkward Penguin

Makes a post on reddit "Tell me I'm not the only one". Is the only one. Deletes post immediately.

Makes a post on reddit
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