Socially Awkward Penguin

make all the same turns as the car ahead of you Put on turn signals early so they don't think you're following them on purpose

make all the same turns as the car ahead of you Put on turn signals early so they don't think you're following them on purpose  Socially Awkward Penguin

go to a store wearing something you bought there get nervous they'll think you're trying to steal it

go to a store wearing something you bought there get nervous they'll think you're trying to steal it  Socially Awkward Penguin

Laughed out loud while browsing reddit during lecture Lecture was about slavery

Laughed out loud while browsing reddit during lecture Lecture was about slavery  Socially Awkward Penguin

Goes into building where job smacks Interviewer in face with swinging door Interview is being held

Goes into building where job  smacks Interviewer in face with swinging door Interview is being held  Socially Awkward Penguin

Meets new pretty cool black friend Fucks up the handshake

Meets new pretty cool black friend Fucks up the handshake    Socially Awkward Penguin

Walks into bookshelf "sorry"

Walks into bookshelf

Walks up flight of stairs Becomes aware of breathing & holds breath so no one thinks he's out of shape

Walks up flight of stairs Becomes aware of breathing & holds breath so no one thinks he's out of shape  Socially Awkward Penguin

Boss:I'm trying to lose 20 pounds before the wedding... Fiancee is trying to lose 50 Coworker: Wow, she must be huge

Boss:I'm trying to lose 20 pounds
before the wedding...
Fiancee is trying to lose 50 Coworker:
Wow, she must be huge  Socially Awkward Penguin

Opens Door For Date Hits Her In The Face

Opens Door For Date Hits Her In The Face  Socially Awkward Penguin

I'll have a #1 and a coke to go Thats a HRRGGH *CRACKLE* AND DBKJDKKALD FOR DKFMKDKERRR? yEP.

I'll have a #1 and a coke to go

Thats a HRRGGH *CRACKLE* AND 
DBKJDKKALD FOR DKFMKDKERRR?
 yEP.  Socially Awkward Penguin
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