Socially Awkward Penguin

Rides bumper cars Avoids bumping people

Rides bumper cars Avoids bumping people  Socially Awkward Penguin

Only Allowed to ask one question "what kind of question can i ask?"

Only Allowed to ask one question

Make self-deprecating joke people respond "Aww" instead of laughing

Make self-deprecating joke people respond

makes a joke and nobody laughs apologizes

makes a joke and nobody laughs apologizes  Socially Awkward Penguin

Contribute comment to conversation spend Rest of day silent and thinking of better comments you could've made

Contribute comment to conversation spend Rest of day silent and thinking of better comments you could've made  Socially Awkward Penguin

Clapping waiters approach table on your birthday OH GOD NO!

Clapping waiters approach table on your birthday OH GOD NO!  Socially Awkward Penguin

Cute girl smiles as she passes by lips too dry to smile back

Cute girl smiles as she passes by lips too dry to smile back  Socially Awkward Penguin

"HERE, HOLD THE BABY" NO WAY, THAT IS TOO MUCH GOD DAMN PRESSURE

Sees someone at work wearing the same shirt he owns at home never wears that shirt again ANYWHERE. EVER.

Sees someone at work wearing the same shirt he owns at home never wears that shirt again  ANYWHERE.  EVER.  Socially Awkward Penguin

got hit on by a chick took 3 days to realize

got hit on by a chick took 3 days to realize  Socially Awkward Penguin
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