Socially Awkward Penguin

Notice a neighbor smoking weed... "You sure smell good"

Notice a neighbor smoking weed...

about to be early walks randomly around the block till socially accepted earliness

about to be early walks randomly around the block till socially accepted earliness  Socially Awkward Penguin

Reach hand out to give girl a hug she gives you a high five instead

Reach hand out to give girl a hug she gives you a high five instead    Socially Awkward Penguin

girl you like tells you that she thinks another guy is cute "me too"

girl you like tells you that she thinks another guy is cute

"you get to choose your own partners for this project" fuck

Girl asks you to go to youtube and watch a video together www.youpor... backspace backspace

Girl asks you to go to youtube and watch a video together www.youpor... backspace backspace  Socially Awkward Penguin

hopes to meet hot chick in r/trees Heard there's lots of 10's there

hopes to meet hot chick in
r/trees Heard there's lots of 10's there  Socially Awkward Penguin

Answer Icebreaker question Huge rush of adrenaline

Answer Icebreaker question Huge rush of adrenaline  Socially Awkward Penguin

chair makes fart-sounding noise in quiet room desperately tries to recreate noise to show everyone it wasn't what they thought it was

chair makes fart-sounding noise in quiet room desperately tries to recreate noise to show everyone it wasn't what they thought it was    Socially Awkward Penguin

Clerks at convenience store are laughing about something Guess I have to find a new store now

Clerks at convenience store are laughing about something Guess I have to find a new store now  Socially Awkward Penguin
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