Socially Awkward Penguin

still always shave everything in case you have an accident and get saved by a cute paramedic

still always shave everything in case you have an accident and get saved by a cute paramedic  Socially Awkward Penguin

only seat next to attractive girl stands

only seat next to attractive girl stands  Socially Awkward Penguin

make a joke laugh first

make a joke laugh first  Socially Awkward Penguin

Suspects other penguin of stealing nest rocks Avoids confrontation and continues working

Suspects other penguin of stealing nest rocks Avoids confrontation and continues working  Socially Awkward Penguin

smokes a bowl by myself corners

smokes a bowl by myself corners  Socially Awkward Penguin

accidentally pokes own eye "Sorry"

accidentally pokes own eye

"let's go around the room and introduce ourselves" rehearse something in head to sound awesome, says something completely dumb instead

Type a long, well-worded comment Fuck it, close tab

Type a long, well-worded comment Fuck it, close tab  Socially Awkward Penguin

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SAP submission 500 upvotes
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Smoked my last 8th too quickly. Doesn't want his dealer to think he has a problem. Tolerance Break It is

Smoked my last 8th too quickly. Doesn't want his dealer to think he has a problem.  Tolerance Break It is  Socially Awkward Penguin
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