Socially Awkward Penguin

walks up two steps at a time doesn't breathe to not look tired

walks up two steps at a time doesn't breathe to not look tired    Socially Awkward Penguin

Thirty-second conversation with cute girl In love

Thirty-second conversation with cute girl In love  Socially Awkward Penguin

Search cute girl on facebook post her name as your status instead

Search cute girl on facebook  post her name as your status instead  Socially Awkward Penguin

Has explosive diarrhea at work. Sits on toilet quietly suffering for 20 minutes until the bathroom is empty to let loose.

Has explosive diarrhea at work. Sits on toilet quietly suffering for 20 minutes until the bathroom is empty to let loose.  Socially Awkward Penguin

Hair cut isn't right "OH YEAH THAT'S NICE THANKS"

Hair cut isn't right

On first date, she says she looks a lot like her dad "He must have a nice rack"

On first date, she says she looks a lot like her dad

Talks to bereaved family member hosting a funeral "We should do this again, sometime."

Talks to bereaved family member hosting a funeral

goes to hold open door for hot girl automatic door.

goes to hold open door for hot girl automatic door.  Socially Awkward Penguin

EXPLAINS FAILED JOKE STILL NOT FUNNY

EXPLAINS FAILED JOKE STILL NOT FUNNY  Socially Awkward Penguin

waiting for call and phone rings heart rate doubles

waiting for call and phone rings heart rate doubles  Socially Awkward Penguin
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