Socially Awkward Penguin

Co-worker calls you by the wrong name Fuck it, I guess i'm "Alex" now.

Co-worker calls you by the wrong name Fuck it, I guess i'm

Play friends your favorite song "It gets better in a minute"

Play friends your favorite song

is texting someone waits 3 minutes between texts so as to not seem desperate

is texting someone waits 3 minutes between texts so as to not seem desperate  Socially Awkward Penguin

stares off into space that someones face is occupying

stares off into space that someones face is occupying  Socially Awkward Penguin

"Can you start reading the next paragraph to the class?" heart rate: 300 BPM

ask someone a simple question that launches them into a story slowly inch away and hope they stop talking

ask someone a simple question that launches them into a story  slowly inch away and hope they stop talking  Socially Awkward Penguin

cute girl sits next to you on plane don't say a word the whole flight

cute girl sits next to you on plane don't say a word the whole flight  Socially Awkward Penguin

accidentally runs into chair "sorry"

accidentally runs into chair

dreams about dating wants to sleep forever

dreams about dating wants to sleep forever    Socially Awkward Penguin

Snaps a guitar string Asks female roommate if she has an extra G string I can have.

Snaps a guitar string Asks female roommate if she has an extra G string I can have.  Socially Awkward Penguin
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