Socially Awkward Penguin

stifles sneeze in class. farts loudly instead.

stifles sneeze in class. farts loudly instead.  Socially Awkward Penguin

Police officer: "Anything to drink tonight sir?" Me: "No thanks."

Police officer:

Comfort coworker losing his job with "You'll land on your feet" He's in a wheelchair

Comfort coworker losing his job with

Gets a reddit account to vent and reveal secrets anonymously Cares too much about what the internet thinks to say anything embarrassing.

Gets a reddit account to vent and reveal secrets anonymously Cares too much about what the internet thinks to say anything embarrassing.  Socially Awkward Penguin

receive gift from distant relative "you should call and say thank you!" FUCK

receive gift from distant relative

Buys cute girl from class coffee doesn't need coffee anymore due to adrenaline rush

Buys cute girl from class coffee doesn't need coffee anymore due to adrenaline rush  Socially Awkward Penguin

Professor announces that 5% of grade is class participation Settles for a 95

Professor announces that 5% of grade is class participation Settles for a 95  Socially Awkward Penguin

Somebody was Mean to ME SPent the last six years winning arguments against him in the shower

Somebody was Mean to ME SPent the last six years winning arguments against him in the shower  Socially Awkward Penguin

gets a text from cute girl spends the next half hour writing and revising a response

gets a text from cute girl spends the next half hour writing and revising a response  Socially Awkward Penguin

Sees a cute girl broswing r/trees during lecture won't say hi because he has a book and she has a laptop

Sees a cute girl broswing r/trees during lecture won't say hi because he has a book and she has a laptop  Socially Awkward Penguin
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