Socially Awkward Penguin

She Leans across table, I kiss her oh god, she was reaching for her car keys

She Leans across table, I kiss her oh god, she was reaching for her car keys  Socially Awkward Penguin

Gets nervous waiting at the dentist runs home

Gets nervous waiting at the dentist runs home  Socially Awkward Penguin

"I want to go see wreck it ralph this weekend but have no partner in crime" Oh I'm sure you'll find someone

Finally works up courage to go to the club and meet people Immediately leaves because there are too many people

Finally works up courage to go to the club and meet people Immediately leaves because there are too many people  Socially Awkward Penguin

"It's not what you know , but who you know" Well, Fuck.

Cake Day and Birthday Are Same day

Cake Day and Birthday Are Same day  Socially Awkward Penguin

I know everyone no one knows me

I know everyone no one knows me    Socially Awkward Penguin

Watching a movie with a friend and need to pee after a nude scene pee directly into the water as loudly as possible so they know i'm not masturbating

Watching a movie with a friend and need to pee after a nude scene pee directly into the water as loudly as possible so they know i'm not masturbating  Socially Awkward Penguin

have frequent internal conversations with yourself receive strange looks for using hand gestures and body language during those conversations

have frequent internal conversations with yourself receive strange looks for using hand gestures and body language during those conversations  Socially Awkward Penguin

Lived here my whole life "Oh sorry, I'm not from around here"

Lived here my whole life
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