Socially Awkward Penguin

Accidentally walk into women's underwear section Walk faster and stare straight ahead so no one thinks you're a pervert

Accidentally walk into women's underwear section Walk faster and stare straight ahead so no one thinks you're a pervert  Socially Awkward Penguin

Sees amputee struggling with bags Need a hand?

Sees amputee struggling with bags Need a hand?  Socially Awkward Penguin

Saw a girl putting on makeup and said, "why bother" she walked away before I could say "You don't even need it"

Saw a girl putting on makeup and said,

quick peek into the bathroom stall lock eyes with pooper

quick peek into the bathroom stall lock eyes with pooper  Socially Awkward Penguin

looking at cute girls pictures on fb from two years ago accidently like picture

looking at cute girls pictures on fb from two years ago accidently like picture  Socially Awkward Penguin

Jokingly asked co-worker if she tried to kill herself She said yes.

Jokingly asked co-worker if she tried to kill herself She said yes.  Socially Awkward Penguin

"Want to sleep in my bed with me?" "No thank you, the couch is okay."

Call someone check voice while ringing so it doesn't sound funny

Call someone check voice while ringing so it doesn't sound funny  Socially Awkward Penguin

More nervous talking to girls Than jumping out of an airplane

More nervous talking to girls Than jumping out of an airplane  Socially Awkward Penguin

Have a serious itch on balls Can't scratch because Victoria Secret commercial is on.

Have a serious itch on balls Can't scratch because Victoria Secret commercial is on.  Socially Awkward Penguin
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