Socially Awkward Penguin

get lost in walmart pretend to shop

get lost in walmart pretend to shop  Socially Awkward Penguin

Laugh out loud while sitting alone in dorm with no tv on everyone walking past thinks you're a lunatic

Laugh out loud while sitting alone in dorm with no tv on everyone walking past thinks you're a lunatic  Socially Awkward Penguin

Why is the store closed today It's usually open Saturday

Why is the store closed today It's usually open Saturday  Socially Awkward Penguin

Enjoy your movie You too

Enjoy your movie You too  Socially Awkward Penguin

Thinks something is funny Looks at others to confirm that said thing is funny before laughing

Thinks something is funny Looks at others to confirm that said thing is funny before laughing   Socially Awkward Penguin

"We can listen to whatever you like" Instantly forgets own taste in music.

5 minutes left in class slowly unzips backpack, quietly puts books away, and slowly zips bag back up as to not attract attention

5 minutes left in class slowly unzips backpack, quietly puts books away, and slowly zips bag back up as to not attract attention  Socially Awkward Penguin

Make farty noise with mouth Makes noise a couple more times so people don't think you farted

Make farty noise with mouth Makes noise a couple more times so people don't think you farted  Socially Awkward Penguin

taco bell worker gave the wrong order eats it anyways to avoid confrontation

taco bell worker gave the wrong order eats it anyways to avoid confrontation  Socially Awkward Penguin

"Man, sometimes i really need to grow some balls." "not that vaginas are weak or anything"

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