Socially Awkward Penguin

Walking towards someone in hallway get in each others way trying to get out of the way

Walking towards someone in hallway get in each others way trying to get out of the way  Socially Awkward Penguin

Attractive co-worker hints that she has nothing to do Friday night Suggest a relaxing night at home alone

Attractive co-worker hints that she has nothing to do Friday night Suggest a relaxing night at home alone  Socially Awkward Penguin

Houseguests for three days can't poop in own home

Houseguests for three days can't poop in own home  Socially Awkward Penguin

My friend let me feel her breasts I have to tell her I found a lump

My friend let me feel her breasts I have to tell her I found a lump  Socially Awkward Penguin

urge to sneeze in class must. hold. in.

urge to sneeze in class must. hold. in.  Socially Awkward Penguin

sees you walking toward elevator as it opens doesnt hold it for you

sees you walking toward elevator as it opens doesnt hold it for you  Socially Awkward Penguin

tell someone in a bar you recognise them realise you have stalked them on facebook

tell someone in a bar you recognise them realise you have stalked them on facebook  Socially Awkward Penguin

go to bar with girl you like play wingman for the random guy hitting on her

go to bar with girl you like play wingman for the random guy hitting on her  Socially Awkward Penguin

see someone you know. it's not them. crisis averted.

see someone you know. it's not them. crisis averted.   Socially Awkward Penguin

sign flashes 'don't walk' starts running

sign flashes 'don't walk' starts running  Socially Awkward Penguin
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