Socially Awkward Penguin

Walk in to take a dump Turn around and leave because someone is already in the other stall

Walk in to take a dump Turn around and leave because someone is already in the other stall  Socially Awkward Penguin

Says "I'll be there in 10 minutes" Gets there in 5 minutes drives around for 5 more

Says

buying condoms at self checkout "unknown item in bagging area please wait for assistance"

buying condoms at self checkout

Class presentation assignment in syllabus Drop course

Class presentation assignment in syllabus Drop course  Socially Awkward Penguin

Barista wants to hang out sometime time to find a new cafe.

Barista wants to hang out sometime time to find a new cafe.  Socially Awkward Penguin

Receiving call from an unknown number Fight or flight kicks in

Receiving call from an unknown number Fight or flight kicks in  Socially Awkward Penguin

"Can you hand me your driver's license please" Passes over credit card

Only get one like better delete it

Only get one like better delete it  Socially Awkward Penguin

Worried the bus driver wont stop for him Awkwardly flashes UPASS at him to make sure he does

Worried the bus driver wont stop for him  Awkwardly flashes UPASS at him to make sure he does   Socially Awkward Penguin

Strangers in hot tub i didn't want to go that bad anyways

Strangers in hot tub i didn't want to go that bad anyways  Socially Awkward Penguin
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