Socially Awkward Penguin

"Enjoy the movie." "You too!"

Dude, let's go down and get it! . . .

Dude, let's go down and get it! . . .   Socially Awkward Penguin

Person from my high school who went to community college for two years makes facbeook status about getting into rutgers please be newark

Person from my high school who went to community college for two years makes facbeook status about getting into rutgers please be newark  Socially Awkward Penguin

Makes meme about being on the front page never been on the front page

Makes meme about being on the front page never been on the front page  Socially Awkward Penguin

Accidentally Runs red light speeds so no one that saw catches up

Accidentally Runs red light speeds so no one that 
 saw catches up  Socially Awkward Penguin

Stay at a friend's place and wake up first Pretend to be sleeping until he gets up

Stay at a friend's place and wake up first Pretend to be sleeping until he gets up  Socially Awkward Penguin

Someone is using the hand dryer Wash hands longer

Someone is using the hand dryer Wash hands longer  Socially Awkward Penguin

work consolidates all smoke areas into one area that is now always crowded. "I wanted to quit anyway"

work consolidates all smoke areas into one area that is now always crowded.

had a spell of confidence feels guilty

had a spell of
confidence feels guilty  Socially Awkward Penguin

calls for an ambulance at 3a.m. refuses transport

calls for an ambulance at 3a.m. refuses transport  Socially Awkward Penguin
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