Socially Awkward Penguin

Tells people has plans for the night spends rest of night at home with lights off

Tells people has plans for the night spends rest of night at home with lights off  Socially Awkward Penguin

Used to Driving my car alone On date with girl "wow i can feel the weight difference"

Used to Driving my car alone On date with girl

Pretends everyone is nude while giving a speech Gets a BONER

Pretends everyone is nude while giving a speech Gets a BONER  Socially Awkward Penguin

gets text from a girl that contains many acronyms doesnt know what they are and spends next 10 minutes on urban dictionary

gets text from a girl that contains many acronyms  doesnt know what they are and spends next 10 minutes on urban dictionary   Socially Awkward Penguin

Professor hands out too many sheets.. Keep the extras

Professor hands out too many sheets..  Keep the extras    Socially Awkward Penguin

Sees everyone else in class already in a group, I'll just work by myself.

Sees everyone else in class already in a group, I'll just work by myself.   Socially Awkward Penguin

Remembers joke at urinal looks like I'm laughing at my own penis

Remembers joke at urinal looks like I'm laughing at my own penis  Socially Awkward Penguin

left alone with friend of a friend talk about friend until they get back

left alone with friend of a friend talk about friend until they get back  Socially Awkward Penguin

Has to poop at school holds it in for 6 periods to poop at home

Has to poop at school holds it in for 6 periods to poop at home  Socially Awkward Penguin

Gets caught lying on reddit deletes account

Gets caught lying on reddit deletes account  Socially Awkward Penguin
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