Socially Awkward Penguin

became a smoker to shy to ask for light

became a smoker to shy to ask for light  Socially Awkward Penguin

Served wrong food at restaurant ate it anyway

Served wrong food at restaurant ate  it anyway  Socially Awkward Penguin

well you know, I really lost your card... People still thinking it's just part of the trick

well you know, I really lost your card... People still thinking it's just part of the trick  Socially Awkward Penguin

Fall off of the treadmill onto a mat starts doing crunches, hoping no one noticed

Fall off of the treadmill onto a mat starts doing crunches, hoping no one noticed  Socially Awkward Penguin

Attractive girl says your dick looks yummy "Thanks! Yours too."

Attractive girl says your dick looks yummy

Has to go to bathroom while friend telling long story Quietly pees in pants

Has to go to bathroom while friend telling long story Quietly pees in pants  Socially Awkward Penguin

accidentally pushes the wrong button on the elevator gets off and goes to a different elevator

accidentally pushes the wrong button on the elevator gets off and goes to a different elevator  Socially Awkward Penguin

Cashier greets you when you step in from a desk 20 feet away with "how are you doing?" "Hello, sir"

Cashier greets you when you step in from a desk 20 feet away with

Made the front page of a subreddit

Made the front page of a subreddit  Socially Awkward Penguin

Went to work for 7 hours Noticed zipper was down right after

Went to work for 7 hours Noticed zipper was down right after  Socially Awkward Penguin
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