Socially Awkward Penguin

Tell a guest "Have a nice stay" they respond "You too"

Tell a guest

make a meme expecting for it to explode with popularity. Whatever you're talking about only happens to you.

make a meme expecting for it to explode with popularity. Whatever you're talking about only happens to you.  Socially Awkward Penguin

public bathrooms turn on the water so listening ppl think ur washing ur hands

public bathrooms turn on the water so listening ppl think ur washing ur hands  Socially Awkward Penguin

Nothing to say to co-workers Posts imgur links all day

Nothing to say to co-workers Posts imgur links all day  Socially Awkward Penguin

Get wolf-whistled by a homeless person. Feel too bad to say "fuck off."

Get wolf-whistled by a homeless person. Feel too bad to say

1st time at a strip club ends up working there

1st time at a strip club ends up working there  Socially Awkward Penguin

girl walks into your dormroom turn off monitor

girl walks into your dormroom turn off monitor  Socially Awkward Penguin

doesn't hear question smile and laugh

doesn't hear question smile and laugh  Socially Awkward Penguin

farts in a silent classroom laughs hysterically to hide the embarassment

farts in a silent classroom laughs hysterically to hide the embarassment  Socially Awkward Penguin

runs in out-of-state marathon for a girl girl won't be there

runs in out-of-state marathon for a girl girl won't be there  Socially Awkward Penguin
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