Socially Awkward Penguin

terrible haircut tell barber "Looks good"

terrible haircut tell barber

"ok class, who wants to read aloud?" Avoid eye contact at all costs

Hear someone enter while pooping in public toilet. Lift up feet so nobody can recognize your shoes.

Hear someone enter while pooping in public toilet. Lift up feet so nobody can recognize your shoes.  Socially Awkward Penguin

Somebody bumps into you on sidewalk say sorry and avoid eye contact

Somebody bumps into you on sidewalk say sorry and avoid eye contact  Socially Awkward Penguin

only a pullout couch? guess i'll sleep outside

only a pullout couch? guess i'll sleep outside  Socially Awkward Penguin

more than 1 "like" in one night cherish night forever

more than 1

"I'm from New York" "Oh me too, what part?" "Well... right outside of New York I mean"

1 Minute late to class Walk in and wait to be noticed

1 Minute late to class Walk in and wait to be noticed
  Socially Awkward Penguin

problem with a coupon at the register pay full price

problem with a coupon at the register pay full price  Socially Awkward Penguin

Try to take part in a conversation nobody heard you except one person who looks at you and pretends they didn't hear you and continues to converse with the others.

Try to take part in a
conversation nobody heard you except one person who looks at you and pretends they didn't hear you and continues to converse with the others.   Socially Awkward Penguin
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