Socially Awkward Penguin

Kiss Me I'm... Not gonna make the first move

Kiss Me I'm... Not gonna make the first move  Socially Awkward Penguin

Fill my basket with junk food Add a piece of fruit so the cashier doesnt judge me

Fill my basket with junk food Add a piece of fruit so the cashier doesnt judge me  Socially Awkward Penguin

arrive early for a blind date foot falls asleep, date walks up as I get up to try and shake it off

arrive early for a blind date foot falls asleep, date walks up as I get up to try and shake it off  Socially Awkward Penguin

Girl shits all over me as I pull out of her ass "Its okay, shit happenns"

Girl shits all over me as I pull out of her ass

Interview cancelled Relieved

Interview cancelled Relieved  Socially Awkward Penguin

Sees red Malicious Advice Duck in thumbnail doesn't click link for fear of actually taking advice

Sees red Malicious Advice Duck in thumbnail doesn't click link for fear of actually taking advice  Socially Awkward Penguin

"Happy Birthday" "You too"

PERSON BEHIND YOU AT A STOP LIGHT GIVES YOU THE VULCAN SALUTE AFTER SEEING YOUR STAR TREK BUMPER STICKERS FREEZE UP AND PRETEND NOT TO NOTICE, THEN DRIVE OUT OF YOUR WAY TO AVOID ANY FURTHER CONTACT

PERSON BEHIND YOU AT A STOP LIGHT GIVES YOU THE VULCAN SALUTE AFTER SEEING YOUR STAR TREK BUMPER STICKERS FREEZE UP AND PRETEND NOT TO NOTICE, THEN DRIVE OUT OF YOUR WAY TO AVOID ANY FURTHER CONTACT  Socially Awkward Penguin

Let out stinky farts feels accomplished

Let out stinky farts feels accomplished  Socially Awkward Penguin

GETS RICK ROLLED "I LIKE THIS SONG"

GETS RICK ROLLED
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