Socially Awkward Penguin

wants to leave party stays for two more hours avoiding awkward goodbye conversations

wants to leave party stays for two more hours avoiding awkward goodbye conversations  Socially Awkward Penguin

Has a lucid dream Still to akward to talk to girls..

Has a lucid dream Still to akward to talk to girls..  Socially Awkward Penguin

Gets bored of reddit "Hey, maybe i'll go on Reddit"

Gets bored of reddit

I'm gonna be looking at you like a creep because I'm a creep

I'm gonna be looking at you like a creep because I'm a creep  Socially Awkward Penguin

"I heard we're supposed to get 6 inches of snow tommorrow." 6 inches my ass

IM STARTING TO THINK REDDIT IS FULL OF PRETEEN PENGUIN FETISH DOUCHES!

IM STARTING TO THINK REDDIT IS FULL OF PRETEEN PENGUIN FETISH DOUCHES!  Socially Awkward Penguin

Farts while peeing at a urinal

Farts while peeing at a urinal   Socially Awkward Penguin

Walking, Holding hands with my significant other keeps getting sweaty palms, wiping them on my pants and saying sorry

Walking, Holding hands with my significant other keeps getting sweaty palms, wiping them on my pants and saying sorry  Socially Awkward Penguin

At beginning of college, Mom gets me pack of condoms "just in case" While helping me move out of dorm, mom finds same pack of condoms. Unopened

At beginning of college, Mom gets me pack of condoms

Cute guy at the gas station compliments car thanks him and stares at the gas pump until done

Cute guy at the gas station compliments car thanks him and stares at the gas pump until done  Socially Awkward Penguin
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