Socially Awkward Penguin

Girl says she is hungry during class Asked her what time her period is

Girl says she is hungry during class  Asked her what time her period is  Socially Awkward Penguin

gets testicular exam from female doctor She says, "This reminds me of when I had to examine my 10-year-old son's testicles."

gets testicular exam from female doctor She says,

Wins a raffle Too scared to go up and claim prize

Wins a raffle  Too scared to go up and claim prize   Socially Awkward Penguin

familiar roads closed for construction panic attack

familiar roads closed for construction panic attack    Socially Awkward Penguin

"was disconnected, didn't get your reply" wasn't sent a reply

First day at new job Shit on the floor

First day at new job Shit on the floor  Socially Awkward Penguin

Splashes water on pants to hide pee spot Looks like I full-on peed my pants

Splashes water on pants to hide pee spot Looks like I full-on peed my pants  Socially Awkward Penguin

Pretty girl smiles at me on the street. Check if my fly is open.

Pretty girl smiles at me on the street.  Check if my fly is open.     Socially Awkward Penguin

Meet someone new Realize you have nothing to say, and that you aren't all that interesting

Meet someone new  Realize you have nothing to say, and that you aren't all that interesting  Socially Awkward Penguin

Goes to Valentine's day party with a friend as his wingwoman. Everybody thinks we're either a couple or fuck buddies.

Goes to Valentine's day party with a friend as his wingwoman. Everybody thinks we're either a couple or fuck buddies.  Socially Awkward Penguin
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