Socially Awkward Penguin

"It might be awkward if you go" fuck.

pretends to text more often than actually texts

pretends to text more often than actually texts  Socially Awkward Penguin

went to a house party to make friends ended up hanging out with the dog

went to a house party to make friends ended up hanging out with the dog  Socially Awkward Penguin

Doesn't ever bring up politics for fear of losing a debate to someone who can recite facts better

Doesn't ever bring up politics for fear of losing a debate to someone who can recite facts better  Socially Awkward Penguin

Sees ex-girlfriend at the gym goes home and throws up

Sees ex-girlfriend at the gym goes home and throws up  Socially Awkward Penguin

Has to take a shit Holds it in and stays on Reddit

Has to take a shit   Holds it in and stays on Reddit  Socially Awkward Penguin

Wears brand new shirt forgets to take the plastic size sticker off

Wears brand new shirt forgets to take the  plastic size sticker off  Socially Awkward Penguin

Self Checkout Closed Puts Everything back

Self Checkout Closed Puts Everything back  Socially Awkward Penguin

"To break the ice, let's go around the room introducing ourselves" /prays for a terrorist attack

syllabus says everyone will give five presentations this term. instantly decides to drop the class, but still waits until the first break to discretely and politely leave.

syllabus says everyone will give five presentations this term. instantly decides to drop the class, but still waits until the first break to discretely and politely leave.   Socially Awkward Penguin
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