Socially Awkward Penguin

ignores friends call texts back instead

ignores friends call  texts back instead   Socially Awkward Penguin

Nod to friend in hallway Repeat the nod several times to see how it looked after you pass each other

Nod to friend in hallway Repeat the nod several times to see how it looked after you pass each other  Socially Awkward Penguin

"Hello, sir, can I help you find something?" "Uh... No thanks." Needs help.

Doesn't hear what you said laughs and smiles

Doesn't hear what you said laughs and smiles    Socially Awkward Penguin

Not sure if elevator door is about to close Nah, I just came over here to check my phone

Not sure if elevator door is about to close Nah, I just came over here to check my phone  Socially Awkward Penguin

Thinks cute blonde neighbor comes over at midnight for more than just butter Cute blond really just needed butter

Thinks cute blonde neighbor comes over at midnight for more than just butter Cute blond really just needed butter  Socially Awkward Penguin

Orders large pizza Jokes with the delivery driver that "we're" hungry so he doesn't know I'm eating it all by myself

Orders large pizza Jokes with the delivery driver that

Reads your blog Pretends it was the first time he heard it when you tell him the same story in person

Reads your blog  Pretends it was the first time he heard it when you tell him the same story in person  Socially Awkward Penguin

Realize it's the wrong class Stay anyway to not draw attention

Realize it's the wrong class Stay anyway to not draw attention  Socially Awkward Penguin

Waitress brings wrong order eats it anyways

Waitress brings wrong order eats it anyways  Socially Awkward Penguin
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