Socially Awkward Penguin

first day of semester "hey, how's your semester going so far?"

first day of semester

sends portfolio to dozens of potential employers misspelled copywritter on every page

sends portfolio to dozens of potential employers misspelled copywritter on every page  Socially Awkward Penguin

Gets lap dance at strip club Tries to maintain eye contact with stripper

Gets lap dance at strip club Tries to maintain eye contact with stripper  Socially Awkward Penguin

You have gorgeous hair Thanks, you too!

You have gorgeous hair   Thanks, you too!  Socially Awkward Penguin

Doesn't shower before going to the lock-down ^^^

Doesn't shower before going to the lock-down ^^^  Socially Awkward Penguin

tries to help stranger by holding door open it's an automatic door

tries to help stranger by holding door open it's an automatic door  Socially Awkward Penguin

chair squeaks squeak it again to let everyone know it wasn't a fart

chair squeaks squeak it again to let everyone know it wasn't a fart  Socially Awkward Penguin

Concessions worker says, "Enjoy the movie!" "You too!"

Concessions worker says,

Cashier: "Have a nice meal." "You, too."

Cashier:

What kind of cheese would you like? Turkey

What kind of cheese 
would you like? Turkey  Socially Awkward Penguin
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