Socially Awkward Penguin

Farts in front of elevator, bringing the fart in with him... Hot girl jumps in at the last moment

Farts in front of elevator, bringing the fart in with him... Hot girl jumps in at the last moment  Socially Awkward Penguin

Pushed a door that said "pull" I didn't need to go in there anyways

Pushed a door that said

"Atempted to find help at work with reddit" "was only belittled because of my spelling typo"

TAKE IPOD OUT AT THE FRONT OF A BUS LINE THE STROKE'S "IS THIS IT?" ALBUM COVER SPLASHED ON THE SCREEN

TAKE IPOD OUT AT THE FRONT OF A BUS LINE THE STROKE'S

tried to introduce myself with a handshake stroke patient with no control of right side of body

tried to introduce myself with a handshake stroke patient with no control of right side of body  Socially Awkward Penguin

your face is lovely i'd love to hang it on my wall

your face is lovely i'd love to hang it on my wall  Socially Awkward Penguin

Starts getting nervous because I'm self conscious Get even more nervous because I'm self conscious about being nervous

Starts getting nervous because I'm self conscious Get even more nervous because I'm self conscious about being nervous  Socially Awkward Penguin

Oh, something is different about you, did you get a haircut? My Left Leg was amputated.

Oh, something is different about you, did you get a haircut? My Left Leg was amputated.  Socially Awkward Penguin

Someone asks you to try food on a fork as they hold it up Oh shit, should I grab the fork?

Someone asks you to try food on a fork as they hold it up Oh shit, should I grab the fork?  Socially Awkward Penguin

Girl at party: "guess my name" Guesses it right

Girl at party:
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