Socially Awkward Penguin

Tries to be funny is actually really funny

Tries to be funny is actually really funny  Socially Awkward Penguin

calls friend a grammar nazi she's german

calls friend a grammar nazi she's german  Socially Awkward Penguin

went over my text message limit still have 4000 voice minutes

went over my text message limit still have 4000 voice minutes  Socially Awkward Penguin

was it only me or tony hawk promoting and condescending

was it only me or tony hawk promoting and condescending  Socially Awkward Penguin

someone else is in the bathroom at work wash hands and leave

someone else is in the bathroom at work wash hands and leave  Socially Awkward Penguin

goes to the restroom at work walks by different people everytime so they don't think I go too often

goes to the restroom at work walks by different people everytime so they don't think I go too often  Socially Awkward Penguin

hears someone come into the bathroom doesn't initiate pooping until everyone leaves

hears someone come into the bathroom doesn't initiate pooping until everyone leaves  Socially Awkward Penguin

cashier at chipotle says "there ya go enjoy your meal" "Thanks, you too"

cashier at chipotle says

Has fantasy about sex with crush Spends more time thinking about the logistics than the fantasy

Has fantasy about sex with crush Spends more time thinking about the logistics than the fantasy  Socially Awkward Penguin

Posts a meme online saying "i can't be the only one' Is the only one

Posts a meme online saying
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